Microsoft to Release Hi-Def Webcam ($99)

May 13th, 2006

Microsoft is in the process of preparing the rollout of Windows Live LifeCams, their new High Definition set of webcams. This series of web cameras will feature high definition still shots on all models and high definition video on some. They will also include a common interface for their software, dubbed the "LifeCam Dashboard."

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Florida Teacher In Hot Water Over Swimsuit Photos

May 13th, 2006

A Florida teacher swimsuit photos have been found on the Internet and now she is in hot water over them.

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It’s a spade….call it like it is!

May 9th, 2006

Lets get one thing straight, I don’t mess around and ban people for no reason!

Maybe a strange opening line to a blog, but it’s the truth. I ban people cause they’re too stupid to realise what affect their actions are having on others. Let me give you an example. I recently banned a person for being a two faced idiot. This person was stupid enough to make a comment in the OldTartsRoom, claiming that “Monache would have its funeral, and that OldTarts would soon shine”. Well, this person called the people at OldTarts “allies”….well guess what, this same person came into this chat room, moaning and groaning that they had done nothing wrong, wondering why they had been banned.

CAUSE YOUR A TWO-FACED LIAR IS WHY!

You’ll be seeing a funeral, but it won’t be here at Monache, not unless we hold a wake for the passing of your registration, but we won’t waste our time. Face it, if this is the level of stup[idity that frequents that part of the cyber world, they need all the help they can get.

Now, I suppose I’m being petty, maybe vindictive, and possibly even childish over all this, but the double standards that have extended from there are just plain outlandish. I have a vested interest in the goings on of the chat room and this site, and to have people proclaim their innocence when they so flagrantly flaunt their stupidity is just asking for their head to be flushed down the virtual toilet.

We all know who I am talking about, so I don’t need to resort to naming this person, but believe me, if they enter the room when I am there, they will certainly have a few choice words thrown in their direction.

LINK Old Farts Room

Russia Bride Anyone?

May 1st, 2006

A few months ago I got an e-mail from a Russia person saying they want to come to the usa…..Uhh, well let me just post the two e-mails I got, so I can let them tell the story… To: Jody Boner From Unknow Halo. My name is Svetlana. I want meet kind nice man. I like USA mens and europe's also canada's. I am study englisch in school. I am 25, and have blonde hair. I am looking for nice man's for friendships. Maybe to visit one day. Please say halo to my email svetlana@……with hope we talk soon… 2nd E-Mail reply to my mail- See I am 25, and live in Russia. I want to meet a nice kind man. I wants to to lives in America's. Can I start friendship now with you? I have some pictures if I can send them, will this be ok? Please say halo here to my Dina@………. email. kisses ,with great hope.

My Hate Mail

May 1st, 2006

I know what your going to say ” You get hate mail?” Yes, I sure do, It’s not bad hate mail, it just the type where people yell at you….here are a few simples of hate mail I get..

Hate Mail 1

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://monache.com/main from:
granny < .......>

I thought you were more of a man than to ban me while i was out of the room working. Wanna get my home addy too will be online from there bout 9am your time tomorrow. You are just starting to get the old hotbar people in again. boot us old regulars you will lose your base eventually. Makes me sad that you can’t keep your creation running well. You should listen and learn not lash out. oh and if it was cat who is your minion when you are not there….. room will fail with that kind of behavior. Oh emailed some and will hit em on msn when i get home to let em know.

Hate Mail 2

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://monache.com/main from:
London Boy < ......>

HI, I have just had the pleasure of being banned from your chat room for no apparent reason.I only went in the room to ask for some one when a certain member got the hump with me for havin caps on,this to my knowledge is not a crime.I was not abusive in anyway and infact tried to joke about it.If this type of henching goes on in your chat room,i can see why you only get five people visiting.good luck for the future because at this rate you will need it.

Hate Mail 3

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://monache.com/main from:
Ann < ...........>

Sorry Jody I pressed the wrong key by mistake and it took only part of the mail.

Yes, when I do get home from work and may I add is not every night as I am up early for work, I do have a drink as my work is very stressful. Most in the room do the same so I do not understand why it is constantly said regarding certain people about drinking.

I speak straight, I do not take abuse, I heard that you were a fair person, that remains to be seen? I just thought I would say something as everyone else seems to have got their opinions across in one way or another. You did have a good room, but you get the ones who come in pretending to be some one else or come in under starts or guest and do not say who they are and cause problems. This i have no time for its childish and immature.

Thank you for taking the time to read this mail, if you have, it is not funny when you keep getting banned for no aparant reason only the fact that some dont like that particular person. This needs to be reviewed in the aspect of fair play, so to speak.

I asked for my membership to be deleted in view of all of the above and more details that occur in the room that came to my attention, which i was disgusted with to say the least.

Hoping at least you will reply to this mail.#

Ann

Hate Mail 4

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://monache.com/main from:
ann < ........>

good luck to you and ur aged hareen hun. omg at least give some definition to the ones who mean what they say and not the ones who have their lives in shit. bye babes ur room is goin down the shits because of this and beware of suits xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

the whiners

April 22nd, 2006

STOP WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!  so tired of people whining at their children, at their jobs, in their life.  I hear people all day long here whine and it is really getting on my nerves.  Mothers who whine at their children, who whine right back. Mothers who argue with four year olds in a store, and then end up giving in , so why whine in the first place??  Grown men and women who whine when asked to do their job really piss me off. Here is an example: I went to a convenience store to buy cigs, i asked for my brand, without even LOOKING, he whines he doesn't think they have that brand, which i can see on the shelf behind him. When i pointed that fact out to him, he whined "I'm busy", he was scratching off lottery tickets at the moment. As you can imagine, i lost it, demanded to see his boss, who came out of a back room, wiping grease off her fat face from eating god knows what, and whining that she is "busyyyyyyy". I told her to quit whining, wash her greasy fat face and hands and do her fucking job and get the whiny four year old to do his job. Needless to say i was called a racist (they are Hispanic, i am not), and threatened with the police. Each sentence being drawn out in a whine. This happens everywhere. And i am sick of it, sick of it , do you hear me???  Maybe i should start whining back, exaggerated and obviously taunting them. I have said out loud to waitresses and store clerks to please stop whining, and they don't have clue, not one.  Stupidity reigns in this valley of whiners.

Wars and Rumors of Wars

April 21st, 2006

i am not a firm beleiver in the "end times" theory of fundamentalist christians, but i am a christian and am familair enough with the bible and the book of revelations to see some signs. It is scary to look around our world and see the wars that are going on. We are primarily focused with iraq, but this is certainly not the only conflict going on in the world. The U.S. is still in Afghanistan, we have forces all over the world. Look at the problems going on around us. Russian satellite countries like in the Balkans and Chechenya, Africa with the terrible attrocities going on between warring tribes, South America with the rebels. There are conflicts going on everywhere. And if Iran makes a bomb it will hit israel first, the U.S. second. Now a South American country is learning how to enrich plutonium. Are we going to invade them, too? Because we are gearing up to invade Iran, watch and see. And how does this reflect what the bible says, or the "'end timers"? Well, the conflicts around the world are increasing, famine is rampant, the moral decline is on a fast track, (notice how rude people are these days.?), the weather is definetly screwing up. Now all we have to wait for is a charismatic leader who will appear to have the answers to the worlds problems. Another sign is the one world government theory. Well, what the hell is democracy doing?? What is Bush and his cronies doing? Building a one world democratic government. Cheney talks about a global economy already.  And Bush is bound and determined to be king of the world. So maybe these people aren't so far fetched after all. Think about it.

I was Banned…

April 18th, 2006

No I wasn't banned from the chat room yet…but I bet I'll be soon. (probably) from what I hear….  It looks like "lonely" was banned from the chat room.  …everyone cry for this "lonely"….I bet he's one of these people that just stay in the chat room and doesn't say crap…

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://monache.com/main from:
lonely <E_MAIL ADDRESS HERE>

i cant get in the room it says im bannded

REPLY TO "LONELY" "NO SHIT!"

Monache Chat Room Banned List
MADWIFE
TREES
LONELY
(ANY OF MADWIFE"S FRIENDS)
ZXZ
ANNIE SCOT
MURAT
KAAN
DEATHLINE
JMR

Fooker! Fooker! Fooker!

April 18th, 2006

A new PhoneBlog has been left by Jody Click here to listen to it! Flash movie looks like this:

Breaking News?

April 12th, 2006

A new Phone Blog has been left by Mabel Click here to listen to it! …or press play to listen!